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Famous Actor from London, England who has played in movies such as: The Hobbit, The Imitation Game, and Dr. Strange.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen the new Dr. Strange movie?
Guy 2: You bet! I love Benadryl Circumcision's work!
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The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.
Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"
Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."
Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"
Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."
Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
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the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.
Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.
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When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and
1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.
When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.
I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.
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The act of cutting a man's dick off
Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
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A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.
A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.