"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term
He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate
clunge deficiency
not enough girls at a party or gathering
boy 1:(walks into a party) theres is a major clunge deficiency.
boy 2:i no i can feel the gay!
a cloth used to wipe up the aftermath of an explosive ejaculation inside a woman.
When a lady expels air from her clunge hole with force
when i was supermannig that ho she let out a clunge trumpet.
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A clunge catcher is a tool used to catch clunge. The tool can consist of anything that the user may want to use to catch the clunge. Nets, tranquilisers and bear traps are popular among most men. Clunge catching is illegal in most developed countries.
"Hey bro, im off to catch some clunge with my clunge catcher, can I take your net and this bronzed up ripped bloke?"
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A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.
Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke
Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.
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A cleaning device for ones vagine
Often to be used in the case of an extreamly disease ridden, unclean, scabby vagine
Girl 1: Mate have you got any Clunge Scrubb? My minge piece is itching like mad!
Girl 2: No sorry i ran out after Georgina gave me thrush...
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