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When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
That moment, about thirty minutes after finishing a bottle of nyquil, where you start to feel really sleepy and loopy and then you pass out for ten hours.
"Man, I passed out last night"
"Yeah, why's that"
" I took a bunch of nyquil and fell into a nyquil-coma"
The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner
He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.
That cuddle session was so good last night, I was in a cuddle coma this morning.
A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
Same as a Cubicle Coma but takes place in a college or high school classroom instead of a cubicle.
As soon as I sat down at my school desk, I started yawning and falling asleep, and was instantly in a classroom coma, but as soon as I got to my car, I felt wide-awake.
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