I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.
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Batteries thrown by Raiders fans at the opposing teams fans.
Chiefs Fan 1 βHey dude I just got hit in the head with a 9 volt battery,β
Chiefs fan 2 βI know man that Raiders fan confetti fucking hurts,β
The act of 4-6 brothers getting in a line and taking turns cumming on their sisters face.
"She just had an Alabama confetti parade with her family."
The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.
Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.
when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.
Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!
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extravagently ejaculating all over everything
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little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday
I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday
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