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about to get something; possess something
Yo, I'm bout to cop that pair of jordans.
Imma go cop that outfit when I get dat welfare check.
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Reaching back to cop a feel when being frisked by a cop. Warning..May cause you to get ur ass kicked.
Yo this chick cop was friskin' me and I totally got a ragin' hard on so I reached back to Cop a Cop. She kicked my ass, I'm a total puss.
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While being patted down, one reaches back and grabs the crotch and/or breasts of the police officer...man or woman.
Mikey: "Excuse me ma'am, you have very nice breastasis." *Cops a feel*
Chuck: "Hey Mikey, why are you in jail for two months just for speeding?"
Mikey: "Well, I pulled the cop a cop move during my pat down."
Chuck: "Tell me it was a female officer."
Mikey: "Yes, and she had excellent breastasis!!"
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Mentions of donut restaurants are telltale signs that the dude you're talking to is actually an undercover cop who's ready to molest you.
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A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.
EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:
A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?
B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.
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A television show in which the bad guys signal during a chase.
Damn nigga I gotta lose these cops, but I'll at least let them know which way I'm turning!
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Law enforcement officials; police officers.
The cops busted into my house today and searched everything, only to find that they had the wrong address.
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