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A virus appearing all over the news that isn’t going to last very long, because it’s Made in China
“Have you heard of the Coronavirus”
“Yes. I also know it won’t last very long”
“Why”
“It’s Made in China”
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Coronavirus is a word for long term gaming session, usually around 5-6 months long.
Hey Johnny wanna do a coronavirus during summer break?
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This shelter in place order is too much. It’s coronavirus bullshit.
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The destroyer of diabetics, boomers, asthmatics, smokers, alcoholics or anyone with shitty chronic and respiratory health.
Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.
Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.
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A terrible worldwide disease, like most things, it was made in China. Symptoms include: hoarding of unnecessary items, such as toilet roll and hand sanitiser, a certain president telling you to drink bleach (please don’t), not social distancing and washing your hands while singing the happy birthday song. It has messed everyone up.
My teacher has a secret store cupboard full of toilet rolls in her classroom, due to coronavirus.
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A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.
Dave died from coronavirus. That bastard starved to death.
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A crown with sharp ends, breaks the lies the web mends. A fake virus to drive up fear. No longer will it continue. I already lost sight of it, in my rear view mirror. A curse on words, the crown broke it down. And with all the winnings, humanity started to rebound.
A mound or a sound, we just ants and coronavirus is fake, that we no longer need or see around.
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