Courtesy Approve

On Facebook, when you receive a request from someone who you see has several mutual friends, but you know that you have never met them and don't really want to approve their friend request, but you do anyway to avoid looking like an asshole/bitch, this is considered a courtesy approve.

I had to courtesy approve her friend request so I wouldn't look like a dick. She's friends with Monica and I can't be havin Monica thinkin I'm a dick, cause she gonna be my baby momma one day. Gnome Sayin?

Courtesy Flush

A flush done in the middle of doing your business to either A) reduce the smell or B) reduce the chances or clogging the toilet.

Bob: What took you so long?
Phil: My shit was so massive that I had to do a courtesy flush like every thirty seconds.

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Courtesy Enter

A "Courtesy Enter" is sending of an IM message sooner than the entire intended message is actually written, in case of writing a larger wall of text or poor writing skills. The sender thus relieves the other party of waiting too long to receive the message, allowing them to remain focused on the correspondence by keeping a steady flow of new information.

You're chatting. The other party is typing something for ages.

You: Courtesy Enter?

Result: You get a part of the whole message, your friend continues to type the rest

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Omegle Courtesy

Basic rules for being socially acceptable on stranger chat sites, such as Omegle. Appearently, nobody applies to these rules.

Omegle Courtesy Rule # 1:
Always say hello

Omegle Courtesy Rule # 2:
Never leave before you have introduced yourself.

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courtesy napkins

Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.

A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.

I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.

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Courtesy 45s

"Courtesy 45s" is a term used and seen amongst weightlifters in the gym. When one is finished with an exercise that requires lots of 45 lb. plates on each side, it is considered proper to leave one 45 lb. plate on each side for the next user instead of removing all of the weights.

Dave: "Since were done with the bench, should we remove all of the plates?"
Tony: "Nah, just leave the courtesy 45s."

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courtesy jerk

after declining to have sex with a guy you're hooking-up with, giving him a handjob so he doesn't get blue balls

Craig: Yo dude, I hooked-up with this chick last night.
Craig's friend: Nice dude, how was it.
Craig: Terrible, man. She wasn't down for sex, and I couldn't even cop a courtesy jerk.
Craig's friend: Damn dude, your balls must be heavy as boulders now.

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