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The act of assaulting someone with the Humping Coyote involves making your hand into the shape of a coyote (with your 3rd and 4th fingers together with the thumb and your index and pinky fingers sticking straight up) then preceding to "hump" someone's head or shoulder with the coyote to a beat that you provide.
Jim totally attacked Andra with the humping coyote today, it was sweet!
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The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.
This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.
Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.
Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.
Dave: Coyote Boring?
Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.
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named after the behavior in which a coyote will sometimes chew off its own leg when the leg has become caught in a trap. In people, the ”Coyote Syndrome” refers to when a person wakes up the morning after a one night stand to find the person their arm is around is butt-ugly without the beer goggles (after drinking alot ugly people start to look attractive) they had on last night, so they'd rather chew off their own arm than wake the ugly person up.
Guy: Man, i drank wayyy to much last night! I suffered coyote syndrome when i woke up next to that girl I went home with.
Friend: Damn that sucks, and yeah she was pretty fugly.
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When having sex, you pull out of the vagina, and slam into the butthole.a screaming of a coyote will appear by the female when done correctly.
Step 1- fuck her right in the pussy
Step 2- pull out of pussy
Step 3- thrusting hips forward slam penis into her ass
Step 4- listen for the coyote yell.
Step 5- don't laugh........
Did you hear that coyote yell last night?
She had this coyote yell during intercourse.
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a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves
His fart was that of a shivering coyote.
I'm about to release a shivering coyote.
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The Phoenix Coyotes are an amatuer hockey team located in Glendale Arizona. The Coyotes pathetic fan support is overshadowed only by their absolutely feeble on ice performance that often makes intelligent hockey fans wonder if they are supposed to be an actual NHL team. The Coyotes also serve as a drain on the league, with their nearly inexistant fan support they contribute virtually nothing to the NHL yet still take a piece of the money respectable franchises work hard to earn. Recently Canadian billionaire offered to put an end to the Coyotes suffering and move the team to Hamilton Ontario. In order to combat this Coyote "fans" held a rally that drew roughly 200 people who basically just stood there. The Winnipeg Jets who became the Phoenix Coyotes in 96 held a similar rally and since Winnipeg is a real hockey town with real hockey fans the rally was attended by roughly 40, 000 people. Simply put, the Coyotes need to stop dragging the NHL down and move to either Winnipeg or Hamilton end of story.
The crap i took this morning has more talent than the Phoenix Coyotes
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When you wake up the next morning and she's sleeping on your arm so you gnaw your arm off rather than wake her up
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