The act of one giving fellatio to a penis covered in a fresh layer of fecal matter. Usually after anal relations.
Listen, I can't come into work tomorrow. My girlfriend's sick from giving me the ol' Rusty Crane.
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a craneyayit who proves himself to be fortwith by doing amazing shit
Senor Ford: Anyone feasting on some Conjuguemos today?
Teo: Im the Crane Daddy
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When you take a girl firmly onto your dick and swing her around your room, hitting walls, and destroying pitchers.
Dude, I totally gave her the Mexican crane last night! I think I broke her nose.
When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.
'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'
'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'
A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!
Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.
A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)
J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.
Crane-a-like, referring to a generic person who looks like anything and anyone be they human, beast or inanimate object. Gummy smile, long hair and slugish monobrow help.
Hey look at that ring-tailed lemur it's a total crane-a-like.