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To attend a party without an invitation out of pity that very few people have turned up.
Hey man, you should sympathy crash Jeff's party, there are about three people here.
One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
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A Crash Bandijob is the act of receiving a Blow Job while playing the video game Crash Bandicoot. Any version of the Crash Bandicoot games is acceptable for a Crash Bandijob but it is recommended to play the second one since that is without a doubt the best of the series. If you disagree please with the previous statement please write a minimum 500 word essay concerncing why you think the other Crash Bandicoots are superior to the second and shove it up your ass.
Gina came over last night for a Crash Bandijob...I made it to level 4.
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A brief but drastic drop in the value of stocks; can be triggered by investor fears or simple human error (adding a few too many zeros to the end of your stock sell).
Dude, you watchin CNBC??? The Dow's dropped 1000 points in like 5 minutes, but now it's back up again! It's a flash crash!
when your computers hard drive is holding so much porn that it just simply quits.
bob:why doesnt your computer work?
jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working
bob:sounds like a computer crash!
The occurance of a recession or depression due to the peaking and subsequent decline of oil production.
Gas at $4.10 per gallon will undoubtedly cause an oil crash.
any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.
person 1 "go get my work before the laws see it"
person 2 "where its at"
person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"
person 2 "aight i got it"
person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"
person 1 "you know i got this"
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