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A guy that is weird. He is usually quite out of the ordinary, in both the way he speaks and the way he looks. He usually doesn't have very many friends, and is always in the backround when something happens.
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when someone is a creeper. the state of being a creeper.
kelsey is not proud of her creeperness! be proud kelsey be proud!
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A mob in Minecraft that sneaks up behind you and explodes after making a "ssssSSSSs" sound. Minecraft is a game created by Notch.
You just find diamonds...
"ssssssSSsss"
you turn around
"OH SHI-"
creeper explodes
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1. You may be classified as a creeper by most people if you follow them around, stare at them without speaking for more than 10 seconds, go on their facebook profile frequently, and much, much more.
2. Someone who does the dance move known as The Creep, and ONLY The Creep at birthday parties, weddings, funerals, etc.
3. A word that make Minecraft players cringe.
Creeper: That'ssss a nice definition you have there, ssssss...
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
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CREEPER Definition #3
A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2)
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off & To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night and at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy Reiner at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big CREEPER.
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When the high of smoking marijuana just creeps up on you it is often the case that marijuana being smoked is of the creepers variety.
"This shit's some creepers man!"
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1. Any weird old man that has, is, or will stalk/stare at/rape a woman/man/child that they don't know. Creepers are also known to break into peoples' homes and watch them sleep for hours at a time.
2. An annoying, explosive, green, penis-shaped enemy from the game "Minecraft"
1.
Tammy: They 'Becca, do you see that guy standing out there at that bus stop?
Rebecca: Yes, why?
Tammy: He's been staring at us for an hour.
Rebecca: He must be a total creeper!
Tammy: Let's go walk into that dark, dead end alley way that no one will follow us into.
Creeper: *follows girls into the alley*
2.
Minecraft Guy: Wow, it took me DAYS, but I've finally finished making my super awesome castle that nothing will happen to!
Creeper: *walks up silently behind Minecraft Guy*
Minecraft Guy: *turns around*
Creeper: That's a nice EVERYTHING you have there. It would be a SHAME if something were to happen to it.
Minecraft Guy: NOOOO!!
Creeper: SSSSSS- *explodes, demolishing the castle*
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