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Worst wireless carrier to date. Don't waste your money, you will regret it when you see how bad the service is. Buy yourself something nice instead.
You got Cricket? Oh, I'm so sorry!
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A beautiful magical and mysterious boy who is sweet and gentle and always does the right thing, but if you cross him he will put a wicked curse on you. He is one of the few men in the world that truly respects women and truly deserves to be respected by all women. A true King of Zion. He is a keeper of ancients secrets and a modern day angel/ delivery boy of Truth and Love. He often reminds people of Peter Pan and is usually surrounded by lost boys, tinkerbells, wendy's and tigerlilys. He Always tells the truth and he gives the best advice of anyone on earth. He has inhumanly good vision, fights like a ninja and eats mostly sugar.
If Cricket said that its a bad idea then lets listen to him, you remember what happened last time we didn't...
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Amazing gentlemen's sport. Australia is overrated and sucks at it, while Sri Lanka kicks ass.
Muttia Muralitharan is the best bowler in cricket. Shane Warne looks like a rusty gate compared to Murali when he bowls.
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a breaker move like the turtle except you bounce back and fourth from hand to hand instead of just lifting and shifting.
a cricket is alot harder then the turtle
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someone who habitually rubs at/tugs at their genitalia through the trousers in the manner of a fast bowler polishing their ball
dude i don't care how uncomfortable you are, stop tugging that thing about, you're not a cricketer!
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The shitiest game u will ever play unless it is in a backyard and (snags) are invloved
(Big Bash) is okay but test matches are so shit
Cricket is so boring i would rather watch the grass grow or lets play backyard cricket
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An unfunny individual who tells horrible jokes, causing listeners to respond with cricket sounds.
The fat body was a cricketeer and told the worst jokes ever.
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