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An unfunny individual who tells horrible jokes, causing listeners to respond with cricket sounds.
The fat body was a cricketeer and told the worst jokes ever.
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when you have sex with your friends mom, come on her stomach, and tell her to go make brownies
nick was angry at Chris when he found out that he had given his mother the cricket, but was happy he had brownies for a snack later that day
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A slang word to describe cocaine. Usually this lingo is used between the drug dealer and the customer to ensure that no one else knows what you are talking about it. Cricket is used becuase it's a symbol of silence so it implies that we should keep our illegal buisness a secret and not be too flashy about it.
Other Slang terms go along with this to describe the potency of the cocaine like "chirp". Cricket that makes you chirp can be translated to cocaine that is good quality which causes you to feel the effects more strongly.
Yo, this cricket is making me chirp!
Hey, can I get some cricket from you?
This cricket made me chirp all night and I couldn't sleep!
He met someone in the bathroom with cricket and he'll be chirpping all night!
Break out some lines or cricket, I want to chirp!
My snowman has to re-up on some cricket and then we can chirp chirp!
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the fucking gayest game ever.
"so uh..how about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
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An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.
The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.
The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.
There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
English Gentleman: "hey john wayne, want to join our cricket team?"
John Wayne: "no sir, I do not"
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A game in which the aussies rule at it and everyone else is jealous as f**k with the aussies
its also heaps boring and basketball is better
not those aussie cunts again!
yes. it is us. we own u in cricket!
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Annoying "Hoes" "Cunts" or "Sluts" who will constantly bug the shit out of you and don't shut up such as a cricket making noises.
Yo dog I got these crickets on my tip! I already tapped one but the rest wont cut it.
Hey bro you know these crickets? The one cricket in the middle is annoying as fuck!
sluts bug hoe cunts sexual cricket
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