half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.

"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"

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Crock Pot

When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.

(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)

I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart

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crock of shit

Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize

That Smore won that? What a crock of shit!

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crock pot

When one takes a monstrous repugnant shit and then without flushing immediately takes a scolding hot shower. The door and all the windows must be shut and the toilet seat must be up. If all these steps are taken then the feces will cook and fester resembling the effects of a crock pot.

Guy 1 "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "My roommate was pissing me off so I left him a filthy crock pot.

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crock

the definition of the area between one's legs, a mixture of "crotch" and "crack", which often produces mass droolage.

holy shit, her crock makes my drool form an ocean

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Crock pot

The act of putting a man’s balls inside of the vagina and just letting them soak for a bit.

Person 1: “Hey man, what’s your favorite position when having sex?”
Person 2: “Eh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”

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Crock Pot

1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.

Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!

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