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garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 6, 2022


sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy

oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

by Papacito December 6, 2020


Garlic butter croissant monkey balls

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022


Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls

A food staple in Wyoming usually enjoyed after a session of Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah for a long period of time

Damn those Garlic fried croissant butter monkey balls were so good I decided to Heith'sTaran'mcfigleton'hoohah my friend

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022


Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 March 8, 2016


Croissant Bomb

When someone has a curved dick and rearranges your insides with it.

"Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"

by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021


Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018