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v. farting while walking or running
n. crop duster
When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.
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A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.
Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.
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The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something, it ranges from sports to school, to just being awesome. If someone says your cream of the crop, your better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and just cooler then everyone else.
KU: I feel so bad since he broke up with me!
AP: Don't worry about you two breaking up, your the Cream of the Crop! Your the Best there is! You don't need him.
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the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart
"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"
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(n.) A crop grown with the intent of selling to others, and cannot be used by the farmers of such. The opposite of self-sustainance.
Tobacco is the most popular, but weed is good too! @___@
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A car with some sort of engine problem that causes it to release an abnormal amount of exhaust, usually of a bluish color.
Boy, that old Impala was quite the crop duster.
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To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.
"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."
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