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Actuall Hell. It is sweaty. It it hot. It takes forever. And the entire time is just RUNNING. But, for some mysterious reason, people keep doing it.
Laura: Hey bro, you doing Cross Country?
Valerie: you seriously think I want to subject myself to running pointlessly though places I could just DRIVE in the heat and sweat and loss of self esteem- HELL YES.
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Cross country is for mental people who think running is fun to do so they made cross country a sport and that is why it exists.
I failed P.E so I can’t play cross country..,
When a girl (or guy) gives two guys, on either side, a hand-job while walking (mimicking the action of cross-country skiing).
The girl didn't have any money to by a coffee, so he had to give her two co-workers a cross-country on the walk back to the office in exchange for a mocha.
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Some people might not consider xc to be a sport, but it is. Most people don’t know how much hard work xc is. Xc requires the most dedication and hard work. Most xc teams are small, so you get a closer bond with your teammates. Bus rides to meets are lit, because you get to play paranoia with your teammates on the bus. Without xc the world would change forever.
Girl: cross country is boring.
Boy: run 2 miles and say that again.
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A ‘sport’ in which the participants torture themselves by running and nothing else. Consists of girls with no ass and thicc homosexual boys, all of which are masochists
Person 1: “dayuum those cross country runners lookin thicc af today”
Person 2: “the fuck you mean not a single one of them has an ass”
Person 1: “nah bro you gotta look at the guys’ team. I want a slice of their cake”
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Only considered a sport by skinny white guys, it is where people run for long periods of time with no purpose.
Do you want to watch me run cross country.
Hell No!
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Also the name of an equestrian event. Competitors ride horses over a fairly long outdoor course with rustic jumps in the best time possible. Known for being quite dangerous, as you ride at considerable speed, and due to the solid nature of the jumps if your horse clips one you fall, not the jump. Incredibly addictive though, and when done right, feels like flying.
Madonna has a horse which she competes in cross country events
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