crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

bithlo crud

A flu like illness that often goes undiagnosed. One contracts this by spending copious amounts of time in and around Bithlo, Florida. Symptoms include high fever, coughing, headache, sneezing and stuffy nose.

My teacher was out sick last week with the Bithlo Crud.

Crud Butter

The half used peanut butter/jam or spread that is whiped back into the container it came from when it is not used. The crud butter has usually touched toast or a bagel and is put back into the container with crumbs all over it.

Tom: "katie why do you alway's whipe the knife on the peanut butter, i hate crud butter."

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Crud Muffins

Another meaning for WTF....shit....u get it

WHAT THE CRUD MUFFINS ARE YOU DOING OBRROWING MY UNDERWEAR!

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Gnarly cruds

Any type of dirty bits found in places where they shouldn't be. Extra large, dirty, or unusualy large amount of crud.

My roomate swept the floor and found gnarly cruds.

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minge crud

Scabby patches on the female pubic hair surrounding the vaginal entrance

"Mary your minge crud tastes funny"

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Crud Finger

A phrase that's used among farmers that refers to the dirt stain on the side of your fingers that doesn't wash off until winter.

Person 1: Hey have you found any way to get that dirt off your hands?

Person 2: No, that's crud finger, it won't come off until the winter.

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