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people who send smart ass work emails, but bitch up when you call them in response.
Tim: Jerry is sent me a real jerk email yesterday about the Smith account.
Mike: What did you do?
Tim: I called his office and asked him what his problem was.
Mike: What did he say?
Tim: He claimed I miss read the tone of his email....really he was just being a Cubicle Thug.
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A Cubicle Soul Mate is a person with whom one has a feeling of deep or natural affinity, similarity, spirituality, or compatibility at your place of work. Your Cubicle Soul Mate is one whom you get along with very well at work and have a deep trust and confidence in. You can trust them to keep your up to date with work issues and current office gossip. Your Cubicle Soul-Mate will always have your back weather work related or not. You can trust your Cubicle Soul Mate to give advice and tell you the truth when you need it and keep an ear out for any drama going down.
My Co-Worker Dorothy is my Cubicle Soul Mate. We are the best of friends at work and I know she will always have my back.
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when a male goes into a cubicle and sits down to have a piss and is consious that somebody outside may think hes got a fanny.
I walked into a toilet and could here a man having a piss he came out looking embarrased I think he probably had cubicle vagina syndrome
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A tiny dormitory room, really no bigger than a cubicle.
It's time to hit the hay, guys. I think I'll retreat into my sleeping cubicle.
Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.
Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.
Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."
Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"
Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"
The intense traffic jam experienced when an office-wide meeting calls everyone out of their cubicle and funnels them into the same meeting room.
Most often used by The Man to further the goals of The Establishment by wasting precious time.
The meeting was scheduled to start at 6:15, but Cubicle Carstop kept it from beginning until 7.
Noun. A competition in which two females compete to see who can shove the largest amount of office supplies up their vaginas.
"Dude, Karen got eight pens in her vagina last night during the American Cubicle."
"Really? I heard Penny got a whole stapler."