cumshot chimaev

Inspired by welterweight UFC fighter Khamzat Chimaev, this maneuver consists of a fireman’s carry takedown and, after assuming the dominant position, cumming on the opponent’s face. Perfect for both the octagon and the bedroom.

I was chillin with my girl yesterday, one thing led to another and I ended up giving her a cumshot chimaev.

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Canine Cumshot

Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.

Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.

John: WTF!

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cumshot oasis

During sex, the man has reached climax many times and has ejaculated on her/his body countless times. The man feels so happy and the feeling is so discreet for him that it is a mans destiny and oasis.

OMG, Josh. You have me covered in cum! This must be your 'cumshot oasis'.

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cumshot 180

Somewhat similar to a cumshot but as you're about to cum you jump 180 degrees and hit a trick shot.

Yo fam, I heard you cumshot 180 that girl in the booty last night.

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Chocolate Cumshot

A Chocolate Cumshot is when a man finds himself shitting and climaxing at the same time.

I bet that guy would give a killer Chocolate Cumshot.

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cumshot wound

any wound caused by a cumshot

I was jerking it really hard and then my mom walked in and i gave her a cumshot wound.

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internal cumshot

The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)

1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.

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