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Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.
Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese
Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.
Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.
Go pack go!
Ohh ya know last night I gave the misses the old curd packer.
A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno
" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"
Someone who knows a bit too much about cheese
"Dude, Jack is such a curd nerd!"
toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.
last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00
That smelly wet cheese between your toes after a long hot day of walking around in your unbreathable sketchers air force 12s with 3 day old socks you keep wearing cuz you can’t find your other socks even though your mom keeps telling you there over “there” but she’s retarded because “there” is not a location. CURD!
“Man it sure does feel good to pick the curd from my toes after a long hard day”
“ Gross man”
“What!? It’s just curd?”
The type of substance that comes out of your ass after a long day of pegging
Last night he had me covered in Curd