data daddy

When a man (typically older or wealthy ) pays for your WiFi ,consoles ,phone minutes , devices

My data daddy paid for my live this month and my WiFi

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big dataed

Being the target of big data. Doing a Google search for something and then being sent targeted ads for that thing for a month.

She got big dataed, she went to target and got a coupon for a pregnancy test. They knew she was pregnant before she did.

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Data Rot

Data degraded or no longer readable because of media wear or hardware no longer viable.

Those reel to reel tape are over 10 years old. We no longer have the equipment to read them. Someone should have put the data on a disk instead of letting it go to Data Rot.

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Data Dump

Dumping all the information from a class onto the test. Then forgetting when finished with the test or class.

John data dump on his psychology test yesterday.

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data nerd

When a person is into data to the point of a sexual fetish. Alternatively, one could define the term as a nerd who really likes statistics.

A: "Here we've got the incidence of the word "photon" in science articles over the course of history."
B: "I'm sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?"
A: "Absolute."
B: "The amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?"
A: "Fuck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.

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Data orgy

A hard drive party with the purpose of swapping data between friends and consensual adults.

"Hey bro, you going to the data orgy tonight?"
"Ya, dude. There's going to be so many big hard drives. I hope I don't get a virus!"

data broke

Data broke is when you're flat outta data. Like zero. Rockin that 2g or 1g shit.

Dude waht do you mean you haven't seen my video? You're always hella Data Broke.