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He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious.
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.
But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!
you; Dave, you want some juice?
Dave; Nah i want you ;)
Dave; but juice is nice
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To lose one's cool or to flip out ala Dave from Alvin and The Chipmunks. To go ballastic.
When my Boss saw what I did he totally Daved on me.
And thats when I snapped, I totally Daved on this guy for no reason at all.
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A middle-aged white centrist man who calls women "hun".
He's such a Dave..."blue no matter who" unless it's Bernie.
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Dave: the raddest dude around,can talk about stuff nuffs anything is cooler then cool acts all crazy but this kid is down with the nigga
Omg i learnt about radiation,how to be cool and stuff about how not to use the n word,and its all thanks to dave..
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A guy (usually a father figure) who makes awful dad jokes.
That was a really bad joke, he must a Dave.
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