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Deaf dumb

Deaf Dumb means to have absolutely no sense of direction. To the point that the nonsense that being examed is almost deafening, it's just like wha--, what he just say, what she just do?

Eg. Sarah's presentation was deaf dumb

by broooooyoudeafdumb June 2, 2020


Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Kramer Sarlacc Pit October 10, 2021


tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 11, 2021


Deaf Listen

-To be recommended to listen to a certain music really loud.

Joe: ay you heard that new mixtape purple codeine 26?

Oscar: naww is it off the bricks?

Joe: Cuhh..you should Deaf Listen to that trap music a-sap.

by 941sotathug September 16, 2009


deaf and diligent

a worker who is so busy that he/she does not hear his/her surroundings

Person A:I can't get Dan's attention.
Person B:That's because he's deaf and diligent.

by constromlie November 12, 2008


kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 19, 2011


Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world

"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."

by donkeysanctuary May 17, 2012