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dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009


Dealer Cookie

Means exactly the same as Dealer Button, which is a Therm used in Casino games like Poker. It's a round button that shows who's the dealer

me: Give me the dealer cookie, you were dealer last round
other gambler: Oh yes, you're right, here is it.

by Parnapondo April 3, 2007

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Wheeler Dealer

A paraplegic drug dealer

I'm gonna go get some weed from my wheeler dealer

by NotRoseMcGowan April 23, 2015

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Backseat Dealer

One who offers unsolicited advice in regards to drug dealing. Often times the backseat dealer believes that he has the definitive solutions to all his dealer buddy's cash flow issues.

Stop being a backseat dealer dude! I understand the art of selling.

by CrementosRex July 9, 2010

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Meme Dealer

A person who sells memes. They're always undercover and will deny that thay are the meme dealer even if its obvious. There are many rumors about this person.

Memes may be free for friends, but you might have to pay for them.

There is usually many memes printed on a page.

Person 1: Did you hear? Brady's getting memes from that Meme Dealer
Person 2: Yeah, we gotta find out who it is.

Person 1: Hopefully we'll get some dank memes from them.

by Boof Poof Noof March 25, 2018

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Dealers eighter

Similar to a bakers dozen. A dealer of marijuana will round up to 4 grams from the regular 3.5 that and eighter is.

my guy just hooked me up with a dealers eighter, its a lot better deal

by yAuknow March 9, 2011

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crack dealer

1. One who sells crack for a living or just to "cop" hot gear and new Jordans. In most "hoods", this type of dealer is called a "fly bumb ass nigga". Fly, expressing their gear (nice clothing) and bumb ass nigga meaning... well, a bumb ass nigger.
2. Predominantly an African American occupation. This particular species tends to sell to their own kind (see self anialation).
3. What 98% of rappers claim to be but in all honesty have never even stepped on a street corner other than to wait for mommy to pick them up from private school.

1. Rakim: Yo son! did you see Raheems new Jordans?
Dasheen: Yeh yo, dem shits iz hot son. i think dat nigga is pushin crack son. How else is someone gonna afford a hunnid dolla pair of sneakas?

2. Officer 1: "we're looking for a crack dealer to bust"
Officer 2: "Look at that nigger! He's about 4 foot 9 to about 6 foot 6, weighing anywhere from 100 to 300 pounds, and he's wearing Jordans! We got him!"

by Reynaldo P. January 20, 2006

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