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contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019


deceptive tonality

Telling a lie in tonality that makes the lie more believable, and kills any doubts.

Some people use a deceptive tonality to reinforce a lie they are telling. For example, they will answer, “No,” but in a tonality that says it would be unthinkable for that person to have said or done what they are saying they did not say or do, and they may even intimidate the listener so he will feel stupid if he ever doubted or dared to question their statement.

by but for May 4, 2022


dark deception

a phrase used whenever something joyful has happened

person 1: The game ive wanted forever is on sale!
person 2: dark deception!

by DoorsOSofficial July 15, 2021


Demon of Deception

A Demon from the Demiverse, possessed with the power of pure deception.

Body of shapeshifting powers, heavy and black winged, spanning great and strong as silver. Unstable tempered beast, fleshed fluff spun in dark energy. Draining the life from the soul attached to their coil. “Such fear the Demon of Deception brought, such destruction it stained to the Humans." However, the Followers respect this being, perhaps out of fear or lust.

by Ceppie-san September 26, 2021


Switcheroo Deception

It is when medical science figures out how to remove the Adams apple in a sex change operation making the mans voice sound frilly which deceives the men who are blind to the fact that she is really a dude as medical science will one day deceive us all.

Last week I saw my neighbor wearing a dress. He came over this morning without an Adams apple. His doctor performed a switcheroo deception.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023


Deception Dive

IPA: /dɪˈsɛpʃən ˈdaɪv/
An “Extreme Demon” difficulty unofficial “Geometry Dash” game level verified by player Berke423.

Look! Sunix just beat Deception Dive!

by IAmTheRealHuman April 28, 2019


Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...

Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" 🥺

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... 🥺 You can't do it!" *sobs* 😭

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." 😭

Iam "Oh God 🙄 God damn it Cody... 🤦 ♂️ It's... It's fine... There, there..." 👋

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"😭

Iam 😕 "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" 🥺

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." 🥹

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." 🥹

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023