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(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.
see: "dropped a grumpy"
"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"
It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.
I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.
An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.
Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
Someone who shits all over something, the way former Canadian Prime Minister John Diefenbaker shit all over the Avro Arrow, a supersonic jet aircraft interceptor project he put an end to against popular opinion.
“Principal Smith has shut down drama club because of budget cuts!”
“What?! He’s such a Diefenbaker the Defecator!”
I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.
The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.
When someone is talking shit about you.
I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.