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Delusional Clingy Fool

(Noun) A person who is so delusional that they are blind to everything around, especially pertaining to their relationships and/or own self. Actions include constantly wining, nagging, and crying, actions inappropriate for a persons age. Delusional Clingy Fools are so clingy that when confronted with their actions that are suffocating their relationships they cling on to whats left and start to beg for forgiveness. Beware of confronting Delusional clingy fools because when the evidence is clearly in front of them they will deny it all, like OJ did in his infamous trial.

Charles: Hey how are things with Mr. Chubon.
Alyse: Horrible I tried to break up with him and he begged me not to go!
Charles: Wow, what a Delusional Clingy Fool.

by Charles Aylse Macadangdang April 23, 2011

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Delusional story teller

When you tell a story but the other person forgot the details and claims it never happened. You then become animated trying to make them remember you start to look insane.

You used to bring me flowers when we first started dating remember? Oh because you forgot now I sound like a Delusional Story Teller right?!

by msscream1234 February 14, 2018

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Delusional Confidence Syndrome

A feeling of great determination one feels to work their hardest to achieve straight A's for the next quarter/semester that inevitably falls short due to procrastination and/or lack of willpower.

Student #1: My roommate went out and bought a bunch of binders and dividers and paper, rambling on about how organized and hard working he's going to be next quarter.

Student #2: Mine too. Looks like that Delusional Confidence Syndrome is going around..

by DanTheManMan August 30, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucked up and delusional

It will always be me

Iโ€™m fucked up and delusional lmao

by Savage2.6 February 5, 2021


delusional knicks fan

A person or fanbase who fantasizes and pedestal's their crappy sports organization .

Elijah is a delusional knicks fan

by Darius123 January 24, 2022


delusional bitch syndrome

A dumb bitch(usually a girl) who never has any idea what is going on.

Tati has delusional bitch syndrome (and misses wide open layups)

by Loki yoki September 30, 2019

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Delusional Disney princess

A female who seeks a perfect man like a Disney prince but is in the bottom of the barrel and won't accept anyone who is in the bottom of the barrel like her

Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince

Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her

Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all

Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats

by Itbelikethatbro August 28, 2022

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