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For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.
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the byproduct of an electric razor or beard trimmer losing its battery power when one is only half way finished trimming their pubes. The finished product, where one half is neatly shaven and the other half is full of thick or coarse hair, looks like Harvey Dent's in the movie Batman after burning half of his face; gaining the appropriate name 'Two Face'
Guy # 1- "Dude, I was doing some 'manscaping' *trimming my pubes* and my electric razor battery died right when I had finished my left side. (Guy #1 then proceeds to show Guy # 2 his pubic region)
Guy #2- "Holy Shit! It looks like Harvey Dent after he became Two Face in Batman."
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When a girl has a great body but an ugly face. As in a Butterface.
She has a killer body, but a Dented Grill!
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Italian for "I'm too hungry to wait for this pasta to cook any longer"
-Yo, why is this pasta still hard
-It's Al dente
-nah man you just couldn't wait 2 extra minutes for it to finish cooking
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When you orgasm with a limp penis at the same time in an Italian accent say el dente and in one motion hit her with the penis. With the intention of seeing if it sticks.
I couldn't get my dick up but I el dented that ass.
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Have you seen the recent episode of Game Of Thrones? It was so al dente!
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Allen Dente. A New York Italian tough guy with a heart of gold. Goes by Al
I like noodles, Al Dente. How do you like yours, Al?