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cone of home depot

The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering

Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.

by Nubie Plz October 6, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cone of home depot

The conically shaped area on a weather map that simultaneously predicts where a hurricane will make landfall and which Home Depot locations will make record profits

"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee

by nubie plz August 19, 2008

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Home Depot Dad

A dad that treats home depot like a religion. He typically taps on wooden surfaces and asks questions about certain home built things.

"Yea dude my dad goes to home depot every sunday, hes such a home depot dad"

by Rowantheamerican14 March 5, 2020


Home Depot House

A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.

OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.

by Albanian Eagle March 4, 2009

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home depot dance

to shake your ass in front of your friend wearing nothing except a tool belt from home depot

dude, he home depot danced in front of me last night, good thing the belt pocket with the home depot logo covered his schlong

by batrider March 15, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Juice Depot

A young, red-haired woman who is a depository for male ejaculate. Similar to a cum dumpster.

For $4 you can drop off your load at the local baby juice depot such as Mel's face.

by Funnytimes April 21, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Home depot employees

Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.

Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees

by coal trout November 15, 2019

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