desk siesta

A term refering to an after-lunch nap in which a worker props their feet up on their desk and leans back in their chair. The desk siesta is most often taken by workers with an office door.

Joanne always gets sleepy after lunch, so she likes to take a desk siesta each day to perk herself up.

desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.

Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."

upper-desk

the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)

the office version of "upper-decking"

Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office

desk raving

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head

"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."

Desk gremlin

A person in a school or workplace who gives the GOCKGOCK 3000 to a man during the class/meeting

Basically a blowjob by the books

“Briella is a great desk gremlin”

desk water

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)

Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"

depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.