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The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.
“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”
DDD is time for all my non-single ladies to get Dicked Down by their man on December.
"Hey, tomorrowis December 1st so it's gonna be Dicked Down December"
"Really? I should talk to my girlfriend about this, hope she doesn't mind getting dicked down"
When someone is trying their hardest for a girl (offering to buy them things, etc.) when she doesn't like you back.
Bilal: kaede ill buy you nitro
kaede: thanks fat shit
ttv: stop dicking down bilal
bilal: saj lets have matching hello kitty pfps
saj: ew no your weird
bilal: please bb
ttv: stop dicking down bilal
Yo it’s national dick me down day.
Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman
“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”
To fuck a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.
After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.