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It's Suck A Dick day on the 13th of November . There were many celebrations relating to national holdiays written about on social media that our algorithms picked up on the 13th of november .
national suck a dick day
today is the day you can go around and suck any guys dick and no one can say anything about it
guy friend: hey it’s november 18th
girl: ok and?
guy friend: it’s national suck a dick day
Destro Dick day is the 31. of December. The day you will mastrubate 31 times in one day. You will remeber this day long after it has passed.
Nibba 1: Yo, you doin Destro Dick day??
Nibba 2: Yass bich, my dick can stand 31 times.
A little dick day, or LDD for short (pun intended) is any day or days in which a male consumes copious amounts of cognitive enhancers in order to complete an insurmountable amount of work within a short time span. It earns its name through one of the less desirable side effects of such chemicals, the temporary contraction and therefore shrinkage of the penis.
Person 1: Wow, you look like shit!
Person 2: I know man, I have a research paper and final due in thirty minutes, so I took about 200 mg of adderall in the last 48 hours; real serious little dick day for me.
Person 1: Holy fuck!
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On september 20 grab as many dicks as possible!! it’s grab a dick day😂 let yo inner hoe out for a whole 24 hrs and challenge your friends to do the same
maddie: omg i just grabbed jason’s dick that make 7
sky: haha i already grabbed 12
maddie: ahh i love grab a dick day
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It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.
Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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On {Apeil 12th} all girls have to grab at least one dick for {“national grab dick day}. April 11th was “grab ass day” and hella girls want payback, so let’s get it
“Just grab his dick, it’s {national grab dick day}
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