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VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)

A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.

"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."

by The Polemic June 13, 2013

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national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020


find a dick to suck

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup

dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick

by littlejimmie March 4, 2019

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A dick worth sucking

Basically what you say when you agree with a point of view/an attitude that's been expressed/adopted by someone. It means they are worthy of (your) praise. Can be said about a man, a woman, anyone really.

Chick #1 : I think Ronaldo is better than Messi, he just is the GOAT, everyone should accept it, number speak louder than anything Leosexuals could say

Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.

Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking

by maryjanehoelland May 30, 2019


I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 8, 2018

63๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucking dick

What all OU girls absolutely love to do. Those bitches throw neck on any nigga and love the taste of cum. All you have to do to get some is just ask, but I advise you not to do that unless you want an STD.

Bro, last night I saw two OU girls sucking dick on the same dude, holy fuck these bitches are hoes.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

345๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck dick

the action I would like to be partaking in currently.

I would like to suck dick right now.

by UpsetStomach.Org July 23, 2021

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