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A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.
Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
boyfriend dick one night stand
As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.
Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?
Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.
Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing
She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach
A dick that is of a great size, but which you can't take in without having to recover afterwards.
I met this guy last night, he had a vacation dick. It was amazing , but I don't think I would do it again
A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis
"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"
A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"
Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.
Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this