A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.
"Charlie stop being a dickweed"
"Stfu you know you love me"
"Yeah you right"
The action of Cumming on a pack bowl of weed and smoking it.
"Hey dickweeding is so tasty!"
It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.
them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!
me: Whatever dickweed.
Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.
Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed