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The ultimate power move. Immune to all counterattacks, including but not limited to: No U, Uno reverse card, etc.
Me: Did you hear Joe got Ligma?
Your Mom: Joe who?
Me: LIgma balls BITCH
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Seemingly a simple marketing slogan used by all civil and criminal solicitors, this famous line is actually from Breaking Bad season 2 episode 8. It makes a hilarious appearance in Saul Goodman's television advertisement:
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."
It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary, crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.
Friend 1: "This Subway is so terrible they never properly wrap my sandwich, it's literally at risk of falling apart."
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."
*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"
Something the wannabe lgbt kids won't stop saying or used by jokers. A popular saying that is making the lgbt community seem like a joke all because of wannabe lgbt youth.
1. Hey dude
2. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!
1. Bruhhh, this has to STOP
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You are literally reading a definition of a sentence because ur bored.
you are wasting ur time so why did you look this word up
Some shit that Roberts made up. Most likely an Asian tourist phrase lost in translation.
Guy 1: did you record this with a potato ?
Guy 2: wtf you talking bout bro. I don't use potatoes like that...
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someone doing a intercom prank on a train
Why did you leave me debra: WHY DID YA LEAVE ME DEBRA I TRIED MA HARDEST WITH YA I JUST, I JUST COULDN'T STOP DRINKING , I KNOW YOUR ON THIS TRAIN!!!!!
Why did you just why did you look this up what where you thinking would come up
Just why did you just look this up?
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