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a butt sooooo flat that theres no difference between legs ass and back
jordan’s mom jeans give her a dish butt
Extra dishes accrued when they have been sitting in the sink for longer than the pre-determined acceptable length by individuals of the same household.
The customary rate of dish interest is one piece of cutlery or small dish per day added to the heap of dishes belonging to the owner.
Dish interest is an attempt to dissuade individuals from leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for too long. It should be noted that this policy often backfires and results in an insurmountable amount of dishes.
Joe: He's been lagging on dishes for a week now. It's time my roommate starts accruing some dish interest.
Bob: Dude! just buy a dishwasher!
When you have an extremely hot chick with a banging ass get naked, bend over and spread her asshole until it is gaping, then choose a pasta dish of your choice, dump the entire plate in her ass, then proceed to have her sit across the table with the meal in her ass while you have a 10 or so minute discussion. Once the discussion is over, she shits the meal back out on the plate and you eat it.
Wow, Tricia is so hot i'd pasta dish her any day of the week!
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Noun. A place in which you clean dishes, glasses, pots and pans. You slave and sweat over the steam of the dish washer. Contains a sprayer, dishwasher, dirty stuff rack, drain on the floor, three sinks (wash, rinse, sanitize) and the kitchen bitch. Greasy, grimy, slime infested, gives you zits kind of place. If you work here you're put at the bottom of the employment chain and get ragged on.
Hey slacker, get the fuck back to the dish pit.
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When a long powerful tongue is roughly shoved into a tight anus as far in as it can go. As the tongue is in the anus the person with the tongue in their butt hole lift one leg and tries to spin around without the tongue slipping out of the hole.
Very good for those people with no taste buds.
Becky - "Is The Spinning Dish any good?"
Jillian - "Why don't you ask your mum?"
Becky - "what the fuck?"
Jillian - "I dunno, maybe she's tried it.."
Becky - "Oh yeah more than likely, she's a whore."
Jillian - "Yeah I know, ask my dad all about it!"
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Synonomous to a potluck. Each person at a gathering brings an unique dish so that a large meal is created for everyone. I'm not crazy I swear.
The church will be holding a covered dish tonight at 7 pm.
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When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.
Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.
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