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a cheesy, low budget, made-for-TV film created by and for The Disney Channel that is intended for people ages 12+ but isn't viewed by the intended audience because they're aware of how lame those movies are. The films are instead viewed by brainwashed 7 year olds.
The Disney Channel Original Movie entitled "Camp Rock" is possibly the worst film ever produced by man
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When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.
Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?
Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."
(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.
Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.
Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?
Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!
Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.
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A ''Disney channel flow'' means having zero flow in your rap music.
It got it's meaning from the song ''its everyday bro'' by jake paul (and other rappers that don't even get their name featured in the youtube title, but actually rap better than him)
someone: i love jake paul, he has such a good flow
me, an intellectual: are you deaf? the only flow that kid has is the disney channel flow
A cringey tv channel that 8-12 years old watch and all the black people act white asf smh
You- my little sister watches Disney channel
Me - *no wonder she act like she got hit with some white out *~ whispers ~
Disney Channel is one o he bye inventions ever, I feel like it Wass literally made for people like me. Full of dramedies, coming of age and sitcoms it's everything I like in a nutshell. If you've seen Full or Fuller House, you might enjoy The Suite life on Deck or The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. If you enjoy modern musicals the Disney Channel Musicals Collection on Disney+ is the place for you. Disney Channel was a great invention that I honestly wish was still on TV today. It might be, idk but I can't find it.
Me: I honestly wish Disney Channel was still around.
Friend: it is!
Me: I meant on normal satellite TV.
Friend: oh.
Me: It's everything I've ever wanted.
Friend: That sounds like you
Me: it does doesn't it?
Bunk’d is what happens when you take a good idea and drag it into the dirt. It should have stopped at season three
“Bunk’d (Disney Channel) Sucks”