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Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.
I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.
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completing the job
1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"
2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
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The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.
Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.
During the COVID-19 pandemic, when you see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. These people are practicing creative distancing, but it is slightly different because people who practice rationalized distancing think it’s okay because they list the precautions they had taken and will argue with those who don’t agree with them—it was only five minutes, they sat 6 feet apart, we monitored their behavior, it was just a playdate, the only other place we go is the grocery store, I’m healthy, we’re all healthy. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules.
Joe met up with his two brothers at his house and practiced rationalized distancing by saying it was okay because they only met for 10 minutes. Now, all three brothers and their entire families have Coronavirus.
A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation
Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex
Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
During the COVID-19 pandemic, ways to see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing or sitting 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. It is different from rationalized distancing because the people doing it think they are clever and beating the system. They don’t need to explain themselves. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules
Those 10 kids who met in the parking lot and practiced creative distancing by staying in their cars all have COVID and gave it to their entire families.