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Disturbed is a parent-approved cock-rock band. When teenage assholes listen to Disturbed, it makes them feel alright about how they don't do anything with their lives and are essentially a drain on society, because the lyrics in Distrubed songs are trite, overused, meaningless, and end up offering more problems than solutions. For this reason, every self-respecting, able-bodied individual should make it their life's work to systematically deconstruct Disturbed's presence in the mainstream media, and to point out the hypocrisy and irrelevance of Disturbed whenever possible (especially when conversing with Distrubed fans.)
People that like Disturbed also typically enjoy the following musical abortions:
Breaking Benjamin
Staind
Shinedown
Avenged Sevenfold
Nickelback
Creed
The Used
Escape the Fate
Etc...
"Hey, I've got tickets to the Disturbed concert. Wanna come with me?"
"Geez, I would, but as it turns out, I'm cutting my nose off with a rusty old razor blade that day. Sorry..."
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A shitty band with mediocre music and horrid vocals. Together with Nickelback, they are creating a genre of music where all the songs sound exactly the same. Possible the worst band in existence and should be pummeled to death with their own albums for tricking 13 year olds into listening to their music.
Misled youth: Hey man, do you listen to Disturbed?
Music fan: Yeah...when I was in middle school.
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being interrupted when you're trying to masturbate.
You know when you're trying to 'sturb, and your cat is staring at you? It's disturbing.
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The space that's in between insane and insecure.
Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying.
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure.
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The majority of the people on here's posts
Me:
"What does the name George mean?"
- types it into the search bar -
"Well this is Disturbing."
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Whoever plugged Violence Fetish as their best song is a sackless poon. Even if, within the song there are 215 other words, when not counting the repeated chorus (note that IT IS the chorus, and thus repeating it is legit) so labeling Violence Fetish as a repetitive song is foolish.
Also, lyrics are overrated and aren't a main component in the brilliant scheme of metal, so basing a band on it's lyrical ability is rather indecorous.
A more credible suggestion of their best written song, both lyrically and intstrumentally, would be ~Mistress~.
Knowing the story behind most of Disturbed's songs would assist in the understanding of their excellents also
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A band that i would like to think are good, but are sadly, crap. They Have great vocal and instrumental potential, but for one flaw, ALL THEIR SONGS ARE JUST THE SAME FEW WORDS REAPEATED OVER AND OVER untill any meaning they had is dead lost and spat on. and for all you people who dont belive me, just listen to 'violence fetish' which is plugged as their 'greatest song' for a perfect example of how repetitive they are.
im not saying nu metal is anything but meaningless and repetative, but disturbed exell in both of those feilds.
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