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The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.
The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)
Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma
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Shut up, get of my face, and go and do it yourself.
Girlfriend:"We're all out of weed!"
Girlfriend: "Waa, Waaa, Waaa, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch."
Girlfriend: "Are we gonna get some more weed?"
Me: Dodge On bitch
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Make of car that has officialy reentered making police cars with its 2002 Intrepid due to Ford not improving upon its Crown Victoria. (follow-up to 'tradesman')
"Holy shit! A Trep is pulling me over!"
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Dodge Landesman is most known for being the son of the head producer of the Producers. Dodge is 12 years old, and sees lots of Broadway musicals. He lives in NY, NY
The Dodge is there
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The best Automobile Manufacturer in the world.
1."My Dodge has been running strong for 27 years."
2."my neighbor got a Mazda and was running it into the shop a lot of times. Good thing i bought American,a Dodge at that."
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A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.
I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”
To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.
From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.
"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott