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From NIH.gov: We report three cases of Hispanic men incarcerated in separate southwest United States prisons who…insert foreign bodies fabricated out of dominos into the subcutaneous tissues of the penis.
That’s not a dildo, those lumps are on a real/life dominos dick.
The coolest person on the planet. He could kill a ninja with a flick of his pinky. He could kill a pirate with the smell of his breath. He could kill God if he wanted to!
"yo Domino Kidd, I wish you would stop kicking my ass in this game."
a prank performed with mattresses and human beings lined up in a row and tipped over, causing an awesome chain reaction of falling mattresses
Our spring-break challenge is to do mattress dominoes all the way across Golden Gate Bridge.
dude we did mattress dominos in the dorm last night so awsome chek it on youtube
When someone says something and you think about it. Then one thought leads to another leads to another, until you’re thinking of something way off topic.
friend: "christmas is almost here."
you (thinking): "it is isn't it? I bet the stores are packed. I wonder when I should go christmas shopping...maybe when I do I should get myself new pants, since all of my pants are ripped.."
you (outloud): "have you ever noticed that I have holes in all my pants?"
friend:.....
you: "sorry...domino thought"
The Hippie interpretation of the Latin Blessing ,"Dominus vobiscum" But your Too Stoned to say it...
You cross yourself as you speak" Domino's & Biscuits " before you do something your not sure of...And you can "Bless"others before they do stupid stuff... Domino's & Biscuits Dude! ❤️❤️
The new definition of the Domino Effect is where you have no hope of getting a quality job and your last resort is to work for Dominos Pizza.
Jimmy: Hey man, im 25 and i cant seem to get a job at all these days
Mark: Oh man,, i can see you heading down the path of The Domino Effect
How you feel after eating a Domino's Pizza
Urghh... I feel awful. Maybe it was that pizza I ate... it must be the domino's effect kicking in...