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When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick
Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick
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The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.
"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.
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The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Blue donkey punched Feryn and she split her chin open on the washer!
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The punch doesn't necessarily have to be in the back of the head, which can cause injuries. You can just punch him/her in the back. In fact, it is much more practical.
I donkey punched the bitch in the back last night. She didn't mind.
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When playing a multi-player game the act of killing two dueling players while they are fighting each other. See more info Respect the dual.
Man I came in that room and donkey punched them. I don't respect the dual ever.
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Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face
The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.
A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."
"True...that and it is 2008."
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