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John Mayer's Playboy interview took douchbaggedness to an all new level. He has surpassed even the former King of DB Kanye. Examples of his douchebaggedness can be seen in his tweets and all interviews he gives.
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k1234567890y accused his co-worker of being sinister and bitesome as a cobra and kept talking shits about him out of nothing? what a fucking douchebag k1234567890y is!
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A group of gentleman, while expressing their deep inability to cope with everyday challenges such as general speech, simple addition, not using the word, "Bruh," And , parade about thinking that they, in fact, are God's great gift to the world; and that in their white short- Hollister T-shirt wearing- spiked up douche hair- and socks with sandals existence is the epitome of living itself. One from this group can be compared to ANYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP with little variation.
*To other miscellaneous douchebag: "Aye, yo bruh!"
*Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..."
*Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'!"
*Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.
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A person who acts with complete and utter disregard for anyone besides themselves and is only working towards their own gain.
Thomas Edison was a quintessential douchebag.
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The epidemy of a car salesman who comes in and acts like he knows everything, is quick to judge everyone and find a million negative things to say about them let alone talk down to them like they are stupid when he himself thinks that he is better than everyone because he has an I phone. He has to one up anything anyone says and is hated by everyone yet is still convinced that he is The coolest person on earth.
My guest service manager is a douchebag
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A term used to describe a specific type of obnoxious, overtly aggressive, insecure, homophobic, or otherwise undesirable young white male, often from the Northeastern or Middle Atlantic region of the United States. This individual is often characterized by one or more of the following traits: Ed Hardy t-shirts, excessively gelled hair, gold chains, barbed wire tattoos enveloping steroid-enhanced biceps, track suits.
Last week at the Shore, I nearly passed out from the suffocating cloud of cologne emanating from this annoying mass of high-fiving douchebags.
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One who feels the need to over-editorialize in their Urban Dictionary submissions.
A hypothetical douchebag's Urban Dictionary Submission on "marijuana." Notice that only the first sentence is a definition:
Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana!!!
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