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moose drool beer - Moose Drool is the world's premier brown ale produced by
Big Sky Brewing Company....
(Not to be confused with moosehead beer aka moosehead Lager).
They claim it Goes Best With
Burgers; buffalo wings; Asian food; Mexican food; spicy food; nutty food; fried food; pizza; steaks
Moose drool beer is chocolate brown in color with a creamy texture. A malty beer with just enough hop presence to keep it from being too sweet. The aroma mostly comes from the malt with a hint of spice added by the hops. Moose Drool is brewed with pale, caramel, chocolate, and whole black malts; and Kent Goldings, Liberty, and Willamette hops.
Big sky brewery is based in 5417 Trumpeter Way, Missoula, MT 59808
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Placing a sausage in a condom then putting it into a blender and dripping it down Jake Bullmans Back :)
Jake bullman having sausage juice dripping dpwn his back side called drooling lama
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When one has been dating a truly awesome looking chick, way out of one's league, the drooling off period is the length of time which must pass until one is ready to date lower-rated girls again.
Buddy: Hey guy, where's that fine-ass chick that was with you last week? She realise she was too damn hot to be hanging around you?
Guy: Yeah, we broke up, something about me not paying attention to her or somethin'. I dunno, I wasn't really listening.
Buddy: That's a bitch, but one woman helps you forget another. You gonna go crawling back to one of your 'regulars'?
Guy: Would you step out of a Ferrari 'n' get straight into a Honda? F*ck no man, I gotta take a little drooling off period.
Buddy: Jesus Guy, how'd you fit in the door with that damn ego?
Guy: Im not your Guy, Buddy.
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A girl who goes out to the clubs to find guys to buy her drinks all night until she is way wasted. Then the lucky fellow has the thought in his head that he is going to "GET LUCKY" with her so he goes and calls a taxi to take them both back to his pad.
The girl is drunk but seems fine until he gets her in the cab. Then she starts acting all seductive and sexy with the guy, getting him all horny with her drunken antics. Irregardless of the presence of the driver in the car.
But about 10 minutes of road time and the, oh so HOT girl, the guy thought he was beding that night suddenly passes out and starts to drool on his silk club shirt. Then he looks like a fool and has to pony up an extra 10$ to the driver to help him drag the now un-hot girl to the house. Somtimes there is another annoying circumstance where the HOT DROOL-BUNNY barfs in the taxi and the guy gets the pleasure of paying extra to the now pissed driver for the clean up. Guy then has to take a cold shower and clean up the bitch.
Old taxi driver to new taxi driver:
"Yep, you gotta' learn how to spot a HOT DROOL-BUNNY."
"Hot Drool-Bunny! What are those?"
"Oh, I see em' all the time. It's where a guy liquers up a Hottie and they jump in your cruiser and start to get it on. Then the bitch passes out on him or throws up on him. Poor guy."
"Oh man! That's gross!"
"Yeah, get good at spotting em' and if you see one keep on driving. They are way more trouble than the cab fair is worth."
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is the measure of how uncharismatic a disabled individual may be, based in part upon their lack of control over their own bodily functions.
These terms are considered derogatory but are often used within the disabled community with a certain measure of cynicism and humor.
disabled people who remain disabled are drool factors
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The act of filling a turkey baster with boiling hot Kool-Aid and releasing it into the anal cavity. As you do this you must scream "Oh Yeah!" like The Kool-Aid Man. Can be self administered or given to your sex partner, it's up to you.
Works best with Grape or Watermelon Kool-Aid. IT DOES NOT WORK WITH LEMON-LIME
Guy: "When I ate your ass last night, it tasted like watermelon Kool-Aid."
Girl: " Oh yeah, my last partner was really into the Drool-Aid man."
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when your fucking a girl doggy style and you start to get that feeling, you pull out, drool on her back so she thinks u came, and when she turns around bust in her face.
yo man I got laid last night and I pulled a sdp (stop drool and pop) that hoe it was the funniest thing ever. she had cum all over her face
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