Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.

- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought

D.P. Drought

The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.

"I knew i shouldn't have eaten D.P. Dough before bed. I got the fuckin D.P. Drought again... Fuck!"

budd drought

When there is a lacking of marijuana production or sells in the area

There is going to be a budd drought for a while