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n. A biscuit-shaped roll of toilet paper containing a used condom.
The cum dumplings in the bathroom garbage can are starting to stink.
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The stomach.
The word has its origins in the nineteenth century vernacular.
Put some of this in your dumpling-depot!
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An adult male who is tall like an adult but has a round baby face or dresses like a baby (ie. a short sleeve button up with khaki shorts and tennis shoes). Usually has the face of a toddler but the body of a man.
Wow check out that baby dumpling! Did his mommy buy him that outfit?
Someone who is named Daniel and eats a copious amount of dumplings.
Person 1: Is that Dumpling Dan over there?
Person 2: Nah man Dumpling Dan was like 250 pounds last month no way.
Person 1: Dan is like 700 now man I heard he didn't leave his house for 10 days and just ate dumplings.
Person 2: Wow now that I looked closer that is Dumpling Dan, the pure dumpling diet must be terrible for you.
Someone who never has anything nice to say, ever. There's always a rude comment coming out of their mouth.
Person 1: Becca was so rude today. She pretty much told me I suck at my job.
Person 2: Don't pay any attention to her. She's just a grump dumpling.
A person who is small but eats a lot but is still super skinny
She’s eating 10 slices of pizza how is she so skinny?
Because she’s a cookie dumpling
An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.
Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"
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