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colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins
did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?
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A condom full of shit that is played with in the bathtub.
Can you pass me my rubber dumpy? I’m already in the bath and forgot it.
Dumpy Ice is frozen dumpy juice, some weird people freeze dumpy juice and eat it when it gets hard.
''Hey man you want some dumpy ice?''
''No what the fuck?''
Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.
Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.
This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.
So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.
Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.
Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."
Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."
Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."
Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."
Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."
Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"
Person A: "Yes daddy~"
A derivative of the word ho referring to an overweight promiscuous woman who wears clothes that she can't fit into, often showing rolls in the abdominal area and unnecessary cleavage. This outfit is worn in the attempt to attract males and can usually be found in cheap nightclubs.
Check out that dumpy ho over there talking to Mark.
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a complete and total asshole with no life and thinks he is cool because of what his parents say; destined to become a molesting priest
Dude, dumpy kid just got a negative ten on that spelling test where the hardest word was dog.
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Fat ass - Got some heat downlow
That bitch has a fatty dumpy dammmmmmm!
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