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Call of Duty

A game series full of a modern campers and overpowered snipers

Player (walking in a open field, looking for enemies to pwn) Time to kill some bad guys!

*Sniped by a hidden camper from afar*

Player (respawning): WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE FUCKING CAMPERS! FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME, BITCHES!

*Player quits playing Call of Duty online*

by poppajohn December 29, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


headmaster's duty

The act of soliciting for the purposes of prostitution, i.e. a girl "working" in a bar, usually with unnecessarily revealing skirts and tops.

Has its origins in South London; etymology rumoured to be an oft-absent headteacher caught soliciting in the late 1970s. In order to avoid direct reference, the claim that he was doing his 'duty' evolved into 'headmaster's duty'.

I think she's probably up for a bit of headmaster's duty

by londoncalling77 May 13, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


duty booty

1. Noun. A female enlisted member of the U.S. Military, particularly the branches with ships such as the Coast Guard and Navy, who is sexually promiscuous with the male crew members, most likely one who has had sexual affairs with numerous crew members.

2. Noun. A sexual act involving two enlisted parties of the U.S. Military occuring when both are on duty.

1. MK3 White is probably available for some duty booty if you need some; that girl gets around.

2. Hey man, working last night wasn't that bad; I got me some duty booty.

by USS Lady Red September 1, 2007

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Call of Duty

Call of Duty is the most shitty video game series ever comprised of mainly camping and ultra faggotry. The games have remained the same from the start. It's campaign is pure crap and only lasts 2 hours. If you think that's bad then try out the multiplayer. It's garbage and all you do is camp, listen to gay 10 year olds, grenade spam, noob tube, and much more. The only reason Call of Duty has ever became popular was because of the marketing. The last decent COD game there ever was, was Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. After this hit game, the series became utter shit. The only good CODs are COD 2 and COD 4. The series has been milked to death for the moneys. Anyone that likes the series after COD 4 shouldn't be considered a real gamer and should go kill themselves.

An 11 year old who claimed Call of Duty: Black Ops was the best game ever was later found shot inside his Florida home.

by Anon485195 January 19, 2011

138๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Civic Duty

The obligation of a citizen to their community: to be held captive by the judicial system at a wage rate that covers a gas station burrito and some old fried coffee for some incident that does not concern you or anyone on the group call list. To forego all potential income for said day/week/period of time to appear in court. To sit in the busiest time of traffic on a specified weekday in order to avoid a bench warrant. To put one's responsibilities and prior obligations on hold and pretend to give a shit about being unbiased and objective.

Tom: Fuck jury duty bro, I don't have time for that.
Rick: Dude, it isn't that bad and besides it's your civic duty.
Tom: You can eat a fork, Rick.
Rick: O_____O

by calledforduty June 25, 2013

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Keg Duty

n. the binding and obligatory job of the party goer in charge of the keg procurement, transportation and functionality. The party hinges on the effectiveness and completion of said job.

Partygoer #1: Who's on keg duty tonight, it's getting pretty late...
Partygoer #2: I think Jim is on keg duty... yeah he should be here by now; if he doesn't arrive soon this party is gonna die...

by slapadabass April 1, 2011

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Call of Duty

Shittest game ever made

Holy crap, he's playing Call of Duty. How shit! Automatic wanker

by BellendWankstainSmith November 21, 2010

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